Unanswered Question 4

Mr. President, two trains are heading out of the station, one from Baltimore and one from New York City. Assuming the first train is going 60MPH and the second is going 55MPH and they are heading directly towards each other, how fast will these two trains reveal to the world that you weren't actually born in the United States?

Take your time.

Unanswered Question 3

Mr. President, On a scale of one-to-socialist how socialist do you think you are?

Unanswered Question 2

Mr. President, we thank you for coming out here to Baltimore to meet with us and talk about increasing the level of bipartisanship in the house. My question is in regards to Rep. Pelosi, the speaker of the house, who has repeatedly shot down republican ideas and not helped any sort of bipartisanship. My questions is two parts:

1. Do you think she will be able to fully incorporate republican ideals?
2. How much like a Velociraptor does she look to you? I mean really?

Please answer in any order you see fit.

Unanswered Question 1

Mr. President, when you met with the L.A. Lakers in the White House recently why didn't you tell them that they were a vastly overrated and egotistical team... and more than that how come you accepted a signed Basketball from them knowing full well that they are such a ridiculous team that no one really likes except Lakers Fans and surely will shine a shadow over your presidency as a douche lover.

Followup, did Kobe still smell like evil?